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Nova Scotian duck tolling retriever..
I had a lot of fun with this one…love the deep orange and red colors…

ah yes…the time has arrived for gettin’ out the sheddin’ rakes and combs. Feeny’s hair is rolling around in great soft curls all over the house the fans are both on, and as they blow, strings of dog hair attached to the fans blow like little pieces of crepe paper…..looks quite festive until you realize that hair all accumulates every single day, not counting the dozens of different fuzz balls residing under chairs and in corners….

 In this photo Jenna is lying in the wind from her “hair stream” fan, personally decorated with “Feeny hair” Obviously,  I NEED TO GET OUT MY UNDERCOAT RAKE!! (SEE BELOW!!)

Therapet Grooming Rake Long 20 Rectractable Tooth Therapet’s Long Grooming Rake features 20 retractable teeth to remove loose undercoat without disturbing the outer coat. The rounded retractable teeth have a Teflon coating that allows them to pass through the hair without friction for ease in grooming, and the comfort grip design allows for a firm hold and maximum control. Perfect for longer coated, larger breeds.

There is a new series, (I think it will be a series) starting up soon on CBS (?) that will feature the “greatest American dog” Well, here is my “entry” , a new shirt featuring the newfy as the “greatest American Dog”…( I will be doing other images soon, with other breeds) 

click on the pic and it will take you to the new products at the shop with this image!

Cheers….

Tags: greatestamerican dog, newfy, red, white and blue, stars and stripes, Flag, logo, newfoundland dog

The Four Types of Dog Barf
Author Unknown

Yellow Urka-Gurkas
Dog runs around the house and hides under furniture while making a prolonged “uuuuuuurka-guuuuuuurka, uuuuuuurka-guuuuuuurka” noise. (This noise is the only thing guaranteed to wake up a true dog lover who is hungover from a post dog show celebration at 3:30 a.m.). After mad scrambling to capture the dog and drag him outside, the episode ends with an indelible ten-yard line of slimy yellow froth from the living room rug to the back door.

Blap Disease
Dog exercises hard and (a) eats large mouthfuls of snow (Winter Blap Disease) or (b) drinks a bucket of water (Summer Blap Disease). Within two minutes of returning inside, the dog spews out large amounts of clear, slimy liquid while making a distinctive “blap” sound and sharp percussive noises as it hits the linoleum.

Garks
Dog suddenly clears his throat with loud and dramatic “gggaaark, gggarrk” noises generally followed by prolonged “iiiksss” and then loud satisfied
smacking noises. There is nothing on the rug. Don’t investigate, you don’t want to know.

Ralfs
Apropos of nothing, the dog strolls into the dining room and waits until the dinner guests are all watching him. Then, with a single, deep, gut-wrenching “raaalllf,” disgorges the entire week’s contents of his stomach on the dining room rug.
Variation: Then he eats it.

In all the above events, the dog is entirely healthy and indeed, deeply pleased with himself.

First appeared in Puli News, April 1997.

Tags: funnydog stories, humor, dog humor, k9 humor,

I had a ton of fun today designing a HOG FARMER teeshirt design, on my Other cafepress store (kapers)

of course this design is on all kinds of products, even for the babies.!

Then I decided it was also time to update my Midwestern living, and updated the design that I have had there for a long time, the Iowa Corn (ethanol use) design. Not many people realize this, since they don’t really do research on it..BUT the “ethanol subsidey” that the press is throwing such a fit about does NOT subsidize the Iowa farmer, rather it subsidizes AT THE PUMP so that the ethanol prices can be more competitive with regular fuel. And the bi hullabaloo about the rising cost of food price is more probably due to the rising costs of transporting food than to the “increasing amount of corn” that is used for the production of ethanol. In reality, the acreage devoted to corn had very little if anything to do with the higher costs of food. That was of course, corn that was produced last year. THIS year will be an entirely different story, there most probably will be a huge decrease in the amount of corn produced, due to mother nature.

but anyhow, here is the corn design: (for you users who use ethanol….a biofuel)

ok. all done with my blog for today…

have a good night. Looks like, for once, there won’t be ANY rain in our state tonight!

Tags: farming, Iowa, farmers, hog farming, hog confinement, FFA, 4H, ethanol, dorn, biofuels, saving energy, alternative fuels